Haircut and shave make Geico Caveman picture obsolete. Quotes still rolling...
*"I don't feel well so I left my dirty dishes in the sink."
This quote is further enhanced by the fact that although he is too sick to clean up his lunch dishes, the standard afternoon cig break in the girlfriends parents car right smack in front of the house.....is still on.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Mission Statement
The mission of this blog is not to humiliate. It is to share the unbelievably stupid quotes tossed in my general direction by the teen brainchild in an attempt to relieve the stress caused by the aforementioned quotes. At 16 years old we thought it was a stage. At 19 years old, it has been three long years! Lets start with some past quotes just for fun, and we will update periodically. Maybe this blog will make him think before he speaks.....none the less, enjoy. At the creation of this blog, he knows not of it's existence. Feel free
Past quotes:
1. "You never do nothin' for me"....(for you stupid people without teenagers, nothing does not include the basic staples of life, vehicle, car insurance, repairs, tuition after teen to stupid to fill out forms, supplemental gas money, etc. etc. etc......Something would have been a newer model sport car, per diem money, cell phone contract to cover the 2000 minutes a month, no curfew ever....etc etc etc
2. " I had a 1.8 GPA in high school because you would not let me have sleep overs"
3. "I had a 1.8 GPA in high school because you made me walk home from football practice"
4. " I had a 1.8 GPA in high school because you moved me away from St. Eugene"
5. " I had a 1.8 GPA in high school because you sent me to St. Eugene"
6. " I couldn't do homework in High School because you wouldn't give me anything"
7. "I would have been a starter on the football team but you made me quit"
8. "You bought me this shitty Caddy, lots of kids have new BMW's"
9. "This van sucks, fix the Caddy for me" (Caddy is in the garage with no brake components left, cracked windshield, flat tires, burn holes, dash ripped out, dents, scrapes and 4 quarts low on oil)
10. "This van only gets 6.7 miles to the gallon, I figured it out"( Less than a snow plow fully loaded with salt)
11. "I have been supporting myself since I was 13."
12. "Can they(the bank) just put extra money on my student loan so I could have it?"
13. "What if I wanted to buy a car with money and they told me I could only pay $1500 down and $259 per month?"
14. 'I work more than anyone"
15. "Cell phones only cost $34.95 a month and not a penny more if you have a contract"
16. "Can't you just give me your credit card?"
17. " I dont want to work because I have to spend my money on gas"
18. "Money is not important to me, only my time."
19, " I know this teacher at school who smokes non filters for 30 years and he does not have cancer"
20. "I know when Hank is 19 you will give him everything he wants. It's not fair!"
21. "Those teachers are liars"
Thats enough to get you started. I feel better. I'll update as the quotes roll in. If you have any questions you would like to ask the teen brainiac, I will slip them in and post his thoughts.
Past quotes:
1. "You never do nothin' for me"....(for you stupid people without teenagers, nothing does not include the basic staples of life, vehicle, car insurance, repairs, tuition after teen to stupid to fill out forms, supplemental gas money, etc. etc. etc......Something would have been a newer model sport car, per diem money, cell phone contract to cover the 2000 minutes a month, no curfew ever....etc etc etc
2. " I had a 1.8 GPA in high school because you would not let me have sleep overs"
3. "I had a 1.8 GPA in high school because you made me walk home from football practice"
4. " I had a 1.8 GPA in high school because you moved me away from St. Eugene"
5. " I had a 1.8 GPA in high school because you sent me to St. Eugene"
6. " I couldn't do homework in High School because you wouldn't give me anything"
7. "I would have been a starter on the football team but you made me quit"
8. "You bought me this shitty Caddy, lots of kids have new BMW's"
9. "This van sucks, fix the Caddy for me" (Caddy is in the garage with no brake components left, cracked windshield, flat tires, burn holes, dash ripped out, dents, scrapes and 4 quarts low on oil)
10. "This van only gets 6.7 miles to the gallon, I figured it out"( Less than a snow plow fully loaded with salt)
11. "I have been supporting myself since I was 13."
12. "Can they(the bank) just put extra money on my student loan so I could have it?"
13. "What if I wanted to buy a car with money and they told me I could only pay $1500 down and $259 per month?"
14. 'I work more than anyone"
15. "Cell phones only cost $34.95 a month and not a penny more if you have a contract"
16. "Can't you just give me your credit card?"
17. " I dont want to work because I have to spend my money on gas"
18. "Money is not important to me, only my time."
19, " I know this teacher at school who smokes non filters for 30 years and he does not have cancer"
20. "I know when Hank is 19 you will give him everything he wants. It's not fair!"
21. "Those teachers are liars"
Thats enough to get you started. I feel better. I'll update as the quotes roll in. If you have any questions you would like to ask the teen brainiac, I will slip them in and post his thoughts.
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